How Shung Lu!
Erminio Casoretto was a small man and essentially weak, even though he knew to be agile. One day
arrival 'in the Earth clan of people coming from far away. Shouted: "Get away, behind us ride the hordes of Horror!"
But nobody gave it to them straight 'cause people were too optimistic. Someone said: "There are people who are very anxious, 'cause they do not eat enough red pepper and artichokes are not enough sex, they see danger everywhere."
And when they observed a huge army approaching with black flags and symbols painted on the face of death, they opened the doors of the city 'to the invaders and offered food and wine.
But soon they realized that this was a huge army of vampires who were also in addition to being sadistic assholes. If you did not like the shape of your nose you killed. If you do not follow orders to kill you quickly. At Casoretto
Erminio and his people tried to deal with the enemy. The most 'of the old Clan of Cougar said, "Maybe they are not really bad at all. Maybe they only suffered as children. We try to send some beautiful girls who make their company, so 'maybe soften. " They gathered delegates from all clans, including Clan of the polecat, the Lynx and White Centipede. And all agreed to send women to teach them a bit 'of good manners.
And so 'did, but those devils hit on girls with no grace, did what they wanted and then did not even bother to take the woman his pleasure. Then Natasha
Bellagamba meeting of the Clan del Toro said: "Like hell that we go back to making love with those animals without feeling!" And since no one dared to discuss the views of women and the fact that you could not endure beyond the heel hot those crazed hyenas, it was decided, reluctantly, war.
shamans of the Clan and the Clan of the Black Bitch Hoopoe Albina pool their knowledge and prepare more 'incredible poison suitable for inhaled, eaten, drunk, touched. And hundreds of brave young girls and were trained to handle hazardous substances. Then, one night, was exterminated the army that had occupied the Erminio Casoretto land. After
there were 22 days of festivities and there was no one in any of the clan, who made love less than 22 twice.
years passed and, strangely, people leave the clan 'that would take some very sharp operators tricking power. He was gentle people, who tended to trust. Cosi 'were swayed to elect a head of all clans and one appointed' ministers and junior ministers, advisers, messengers, generals, judges, clerks of the land, commissioners and jailers. And in less than no time the people of the clan found himself 'a slave to bureaucracy and stupid thieving. Then
Erminio Casoretto summon 'Council of the Ancient Clan. But there was hardly anyone 'cause they were all in the great amphitheater Great to see the long thighs, Lulu 'The Fajette, the woman most' beautiful of all the continents, which was putting a sword in his throat. And many found this very exciting. Then Erminio, who had a beautiful voice, said, "But filthy slut 'cause shit is not' come out?"
And a very wise old man, whose name Ukulele Jam, and was the best maker tagliabrodo spring, I explain ' "Now there 'more' people with balls!" And those few who were the 'face became depressed. Then
Erminio said, "Did you know that was my cousin Lu Shun because my grandmother had had an affair with a Chinese in Hong Kong that sold ties at Porta Susa?"
"E chiccazzo and 'Lu this, "asked Daniel, who had once been in bed with Erminio but she liked it.
"You know ..." I start 'Erminio "Shung that Lu was a farmer who lived in a house in a valley where you could not see the setting sun. Lu Shung Then one day he said to his three children, "Children, we fled here to escape the armies of evil. And it 's a nice place this. But it would be more 'nice if we could see the sun set because it' s a vision that opens the heart and is good for the stomach. So we should arm ourselves with patience and Santa picks. Start immediately to pave the mountain opposite, preventing us from the sunset, so 'we will finish first. "They began digging that day. And every day, as soon as they could, they went to dig. And they were lucky 'cause there were two earthquakes and floods and a tornado 7 lightened a bit' work. And the children became older and had children, and they too continued to dig. Then the children of the children had children and even those dug.
And one day, that Lu Shung was very old, just at night, usually while sitting on the trunk, a ray of the setting sun touch the 'on its face. He said: "cow shit! We did it! "He made a big fart and died 'happy.
It then discussed if the fart had been accidentally or purposely addressed to all those who for decades had been saying he was a fool 'cause nobody can' move mountains. "
Cosi 'story' and Erminio one of Lodi, Marco Bussonaghi, stood up 'and talk':" Bravo! You said just a good story. And now that you cleared his throat with the words go to sleep so happy that does not give you 'no right' cause thou hast not even half long legs 'of Valiani Vanessa (who was the second woman with thighs' Long the world). "Erminio
But it was really a cousin of Lu Shung. And after 40 years, repeating that the government were all thieves, there was a big mess and in fact the police put all the leaders in jail.
And the people of the clan back 'master of his destiny.
And they did a big party that lasted ' 24 days and there was no one who made love less than 24 times.
Step 'arrival a few years and' a guy who had made his fortune selling used cars and then he began to produce great shows with naked women were represented in the best amphitheaters in the country. And that one day he said: "Since we are so 'good to entertain you' cause I'm not given the reins of the nation that I'll win the World Cup of soccer in the bouncing ball?"
And everybody said: "Come on! Come on! What we have fun! "And they won the World Cup. Then this man, whose name was John Vaseline made them an ass like that ', but hardly noticed it' cause he had shown that girls had boobs that you could not understand as they were about. And someone murmur 'that Vaseline was a great wizard that used levitation spells. Then
Erminio said: "We will also move this mountain. And we will do 'cause we are relatives of Lu Shung! Scagazzata a nasty ass! Let's start now, so 'we finish first. "
So, dear you, stop complaining. Get the shovel and dig. Make a fuss but then you know you will. 'Cause you too, you know, you are relative to Lu Shung.
Or would you say that your great-aunt has not had sex with the cousin of Melegatti then that would be the father of Ermenegildo?
The blood is not 'water.
started right now that we finish first.
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